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  <title>No, I will not vote for Pedro</title>
  <subtitle>BitterPrincess</subtitle>
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  <updated>2005-07-19T02:37:20Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:6278</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2005-07-18T21:36:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-19T02:37:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-19T02:37:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I don't know why I ever liked Napoleon Dynamite. *shudders* I still think  Kip's funny, though. :-D</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:5997</id>
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    <title>Whoa</title>
    <published>2005-04-23T18:35:12Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-23T18:35:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I completely forgot about this.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:5638</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2005-03-02T12:29:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-02T18:30:56Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-02T18:30:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">11 days. GOSH!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:5493</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2005-02-18T16:07:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-18T22:08:10Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-18T22:08:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width="500"&gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font size="7" face="verdana"&gt;You are a sock.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://tinypic.com/vvnea"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;You are a cozy, fuzzy, warm-hearted person. A lot of your friends describe you as a hopeless romantic. You fall for the opposite sex very easily. But be careful, because usually you don't know what you are getting into, and because you are very sensitive, you can get hurt... especially in early relationships. Also, don't exclude the cold-hearted from your "want-list", because they just might be looking for a kind person to warm up their heart.... or a sock to warm up their feet.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Most compatible with: &lt;a href="http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/toothpaste.html"&gt;Toilet Paper&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boomspeed.com/dollzheaven2/quiz1.html"&gt;Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's not accurate at all...&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <title>*stolen from my twin...wooo*</title>
    <published>2005-02-16T23:41:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-16T23:41:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h1&gt;~bitterprincess~&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border:2px dashed" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/24023957/1132743" alt="called" title="called" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/21055715/612210" alt="flickeringmoon" title="flickeringmoon" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/26122259/3428913" alt="jenkanez" title="jenkanez" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/25777019/3374736" alt="raven728" title="raven728" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/23262683/2853123" alt="sweatersarehot" title="sweatersarehot" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/25752649/2698647" alt="syaldia" title="syaldia" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/12815268/2063364" alt="talawa" title="talawa" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;LJ &lt;a href="http://ljcollage.retrograde.org"&gt;friendsCollage&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	    Brought to you  by &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_pratibha75' lj:user='pratibha75' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://pratibha75.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://pratibha75.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;pratibha75&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_teemus' lj:user='teemus' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://teemus.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://teemus.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;teemus&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:5079</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2005-02-15T15:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-15T21:45:07Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-15T21:45:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I need to spice up this blah livejournal.&lt;br /&gt;HAHA. I just realized how corny that sounded.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:4862</id>
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    <title>Does anyone read this?!</title>
    <published>2005-02-14T23:50:31Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-14T23:50:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">WELL??! :-P</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:4532</id>
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    <title>This thing bores me..</title>
    <published>2005-02-07T21:09:52Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-07T21:09:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Jalapeno peppers are good, but not plain.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:4163</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-12-22T18:15:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-23T00:18:40Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-23T00:18:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Like the new layout? :-p</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:4048</id>
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    <title>Weeeeeellllll...</title>
    <published>2004-12-21T01:39:49Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-21T01:39:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm doing this because..umm..because. Yeehaw.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:3667</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-11-11T11:35:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-11T17:33:00Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-11T21:53:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">There's another world inside of me&lt;br /&gt;That you may never see&lt;br /&gt;There's secrets in this life&lt;br /&gt;That I can't hide&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere in this darkness&lt;br /&gt;There's a light that I can't find&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it's too far away...&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'm just blind...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'm just blind...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So hold me when I'm here&lt;br /&gt;Right me when I'm wrong&lt;br /&gt;Hold me when I'm scared&lt;br /&gt;And love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;Everything I am&lt;br /&gt;And everything you need&lt;br /&gt;I'll also be the one&lt;br /&gt;You wanted me to be&lt;br /&gt;I'll never let you down&lt;br /&gt;Even if I could&lt;br /&gt;I'd give up everything&lt;br /&gt;If only for your good&lt;br /&gt;So hold me when I'm here&lt;br /&gt;Right me when I'm wrong&lt;br /&gt;You can hold me when I'm scared&lt;br /&gt;You won't always be there&lt;br /&gt;So love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love me when I'm gone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When your education x-ray&lt;br /&gt;Can not see under my skin&lt;br /&gt;I won't tell you a d*** thing&lt;br /&gt;That I could not tell my friends&lt;br /&gt;Roaming through this darkness&lt;br /&gt;I'm alive but I'm alone&lt;br /&gt;Part of me is fighting this&lt;br /&gt;But part of me is gone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So hold me when I'm here&lt;br /&gt;Right me when I'm wrong&lt;br /&gt;Hold me when I'm scared&lt;br /&gt;And love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;Everything I am&lt;br /&gt;And everything you need&lt;br /&gt;I'll also be the one&lt;br /&gt;You wanted me to be&lt;br /&gt;I'll never let you down&lt;br /&gt;Even if I could&lt;br /&gt;I'd give up everything&lt;br /&gt;If only for your good&lt;br /&gt;So hold me when I'm here&lt;br /&gt;Right me when I'm wrong&lt;br /&gt;You can hold me when I'm scared&lt;br /&gt;You won't always be there&lt;br /&gt;So love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'm just blind...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So hold me when I'm here&lt;br /&gt;Right me when I'm wrong&lt;br /&gt;Hold me when I'm scared&lt;br /&gt;And love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;Everything I am&lt;br /&gt;And everything you need&lt;br /&gt;I'll also be the one&lt;br /&gt;You wanted me to be&lt;br /&gt;I'll never let you down&lt;br /&gt;Even if I could&lt;br /&gt;I'd give up everything&lt;br /&gt;If only for your good&lt;br /&gt;So hold me when I'm here&lt;br /&gt;Right me when I'm wrong&lt;br /&gt;You can hold me when I'm scared&lt;br /&gt;You won't always be there&lt;br /&gt;So love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love me when I'm gone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love me when I'm gone&lt;br /&gt;When I'm Gone&lt;br /&gt;When I'm Gone&lt;br /&gt;When I'm Gone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &amp;lt;3 Three Doors Down.</content>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-11-03T13:36:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-03T19:32:42Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-03T19:32:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It looks weirder now.</content>
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    <title>HAH!</title>
    <published>2004-11-03T19:17:42Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-03T19:17:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm glad that he won. Pfff.</content>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-10-30T12:57:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-30T17:54:50Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-30T17:58:25Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Three Doors Down "When I'm Gone" *I think that's the title.*</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I got a scrapbook yesterday. I already have one, but it's almost completely full..I've had it since last Christmas. :-P My new avatar thingy is so cute. bwahahahahahaha</content>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-10-18T11:59:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-18T16:51:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-18T16:51:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I decided to update this even though no one reads it. :-P So...umm...yes.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:2306</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-10-11T21:15:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-12T02:07:05Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-12T02:07:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I tend to babble when I talk to Dustin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG IT MUST BE A SIGN!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:2174</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-10-11T12:43:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-11T17:35:47Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-11T17:35:47Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Nothing,by no one</lj:music>
    <content type="html">smbditz: Aren't you proud of me?&lt;br /&gt;diSiNter728: yeah lol</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:2026</id>
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    <title>I'm so tired of being here..</title>
    <published>2004-10-06T03:42:32Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-06T03:42:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm in a Evanescence mood. Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm reading a book about Adam Walsh. He was abducted and killed when he was 6 years old. :(</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bitterprincess:1762</id>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-09-17T19:13:00</title>
    <published>2004-09-18T00:24:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-18T00:25:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I went to the post office yesterday with my mom and 2 of my sisters. The postal worker who did our packages reminded me of Mr.Rogers,and I don't know why,because he didn't look much like him. He always gives us pieces of candy..lol whenever he does our packages...muahaha. Well,anyway,he's like to my mom, "Are those 3 girls all your daughters?" and my mom's like,"Yeah", and he goes, "Well,you've got three pretty daughters." He meant Becky and Theresa,of course,he just didn't want to make me feel bad....;) j/k.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today was extremely boring. I made chili for dinner. Even though I don't care much for chili, it actually tasted pretty good tonight..lol.</content>
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    <title>bitterprincess @ 2004-09-15T13:41:00</title>
    <published>2004-09-15T18:51:49Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-15T18:51:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Does anyone read this?</content>
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    <title>That low fat shrimp egg roll didn't agree with me...</title>
    <published>2004-09-14T23:08:40Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-14T23:08:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My stomach hurts. :(</content>
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    <title>LiveJournal just isn't as good as Xanga</title>
    <published>2004-09-07T18:10:38Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-07T18:10:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I can't figure out how to fix the corny background,so this is going to have to do for now.</content>
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    <title>Hmmm</title>
    <published>2004-08-20T20:16:10Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-20T20:16:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Yesterday I finally got to go to the library. I got 8 books, 1 DVD (The Twilight Zone) and one VHS (Anne Frank Remembered). &lt;br /&gt;The first episode on the Twilight Zone was cheesy but kind of creepy. Billy (the boy from Lost in Space) gets a toy telephone from his grandmother as a birthday present. That night,the grandmother has a heart attack,and dies. So it shows Billy like a week later,and he's talking on the telephone,and he's "talking to his [dead] grandmother". -_- His mom catches him doing it,and she's a little freaked out,but she doesn't believe it until she comes back from some sort of meeting (I guess) with her husband,and the babysitter says that Billy ran right out in front of a car. The guy who almost ran him over was in the house too,and he told Billy's parents that when he asked the kid, "Why did you run right out in front of me?" Billy said,"Someone told me to." Then the guy said that Billy wouldn't tell him who told him to.&lt;br /&gt;So then it shows Billy's mom waking up,and walking over to Billy's room. She heard him talking,so she opens the door and walks in,and asks,"Billy,who are you talking to?" Billy said,"Nobody." with a guilty but annoyed look on his face. So his mom grabbed the phone out of his hand,and puts it to her ear,and she started gasping because she heard the dead grandmother talking. So Billy started yelling,"You broke my telephone! You broke my telephone!" and then the dad ran in and hugged the mom because she's really freaked out. Billy ran outside while his parents weren't paying attention,and then it shows his mom calling him,and running all over the house since he ran out. Then she ran outside and screamed,because Billy jumped in the pond thing they had next to their house,so he could drown himself. Then it shows some paramedics at his house,trying to get him back to life,and while they're doing that,the dad goes in Billy's room and picks up the phone and says,"Mom? Please don't take Billy. Please let him stay." And he begs and begs and begs...so then it shows the paramedic saying, "Mrs. so-and-so,I think he's going to be alright." Blah.</content>
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    <content type="html">One day this dumb blonde decided to put a puzzle together. So she got out the box and dumped the pieces on the table. After a while she called her husband and said "Could you come help me put this puzzle together?" Her husband asked "Well what is it a picture of?" She said, "A tiger."&lt;br /&gt;He said, "Honey, put the frosted flakes back in the box."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesssssss,I got that from CCN. I love it. :-p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did the blonde jump off the building?&lt;br /&gt;She thought her Maxi's had wings. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah,yeah,it's gross,but I thought it was hilarious. ;)</content>
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